I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry)

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seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

(Source: michaelsocha)

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jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

(Source: rect)

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(Source: alienfunck)

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xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

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(Source: letswatchgirls)

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(Source: drunknight)

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

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tugbutt:

i’m actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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tyrabanker:

plot twist black is the new orange

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